Bitcoin is anti-fragile! Except against governments.
I am Elmer J. FUD, nocoiner. I own a mansion and a yacht.
Things happened that aren’t in El Salvador!
“If you’re seeing bitcoin on the Underground, it’s time to buy.” So with this ad banned, it must be time to sell.
Q. What do you call unsmokeable mushrooms?
A. Non-Tokeable Fungi.
“Maybe your cryptocurrency is different. But look: you’re in really poor company. When you’re the only honest person in the room, maybe you should be in a different room.”
“Bitcoin is Scientology with thetan resale value.”
“Working on a Stock-to-Flow model for scarce nuclear waste as a Store of Value. Just need Tether to pump me now and an exchange to list it.”
Crypto asked for regulatory clarity, and they’re getting it! Good and hard.
“I’m going to put a lot of money into three card monte. Everyone I watch who plays it wins: it’s a sure bet.”