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Q. What do you call unsmokeable mushrooms?
A. Non-Tokeable Fungi.
Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain
Blockchain and cryptocurrency news and analysis by David Gerard
Q. What do you call unsmokeable mushrooms?
A. Non-Tokeable Fungi.
“Maybe your cryptocurrency is different. But look: you’re in really poor company. When you’re the only honest person in the room, maybe you should be in a different room.”
“Bitcoin is Scientology with thetan resale value.”
“Working on a Stock-to-Flow model for scarce nuclear waste as a Store of Value. Just need Tether to pump me now and an exchange to list it.”
Crypto asked for regulatory clarity, and they’re getting it! Good and hard.
“I’m going to put a lot of money into three card monte. Everyone I watch who plays it wins: it’s a sure bet.”
POLICE TO BLACKMAILER: Let’s meet in person, so we can hand you the untraceable cryptocurrency in full view of a surveillance camera.
And Bitcoin nearly hits $100,000! … for a very brief time.
Call all you want, but there’s no one home. And you’re not gonna reach my telephone.
You can’t buy pies with bitcoins. Or respirators.