Crypto collapse: Fortress custody hack, Binance stonewalls SEC, FTX to dump its crypto, Genesis sues DCG, New York restricts crypto listings
The hardest part of crypto custody is that every crypto company appears to be run by Bozo the Clown.
Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain
Blockchain and cryptocurrency news and analysis by David Gerard
The hardest part of crypto custody is that every crypto company appears to be run by Bozo the Clown.
“Referring to this as a house of cards is insulting to cards, which have a consistent value and utility, unlike cryptocurrency.”
No, it’s YOUR hot potato!
So who’s a hot favorite to open an orphanage in India?
“please note how they’ve taken the actual melbourne course design and just … pasted it onto the sydney image. so half the track is underwater.”
I shall henceforth be calling Bitcoin mining “extreme bingo.”
This is the cyberpunk future we deserved — the first NFT rugpull by a nation-state.
Bitfinex Securities will not charge a fee for this. They’re just being nice, see.
A human centipede ouroboros of scammers scamming scammers scamming scammers.
“Sound stupid? Great, you’re all caught up.”