Pivot to AI: Replacing Sam Altman with a very small shell script
The autocomplete will turn you into paperclips.
Coinbase Q3 earnings: Regulatory clarity is all we need. And a miracle or two
This is why Coinbase is so insistent on trading blatant unregistered securities — it’s all they have left for a business model.
Crypto collapse: Bankman-Fried trial draws to a close, SafeMoon arrested, fourth US bank failure was crypto
“I looked at his picture and thought, There’s something wrong going on with him.”
New York vs DCG/Genesis and Gemini: Kids, kids, you’re both ugly
New York wants to kick all three companies out of the state — a death sentence.
The beautiful mind of Sam Bankman-Fried
They want you to think they’re the next Steve Jobs. Somehow, they keep turning out to be Elizabeth Holmes.
Texans versus bitcoin: Jackie Sawicky and the Texas Coalition Against Cryptomining
One woman’s fight for her fellow Texans.
Crypto collapse: Fortress custody hack, Binance stonewalls SEC, FTX to dump its crypto, Genesis sues DCG, New York restricts crypto listings
The hardest part of crypto custody is that every crypto company appears to be run by Bozo the Clown.
David Golumbia, 1963–2023
An obituary for my friend David, remembering how he lived.
Pivot to AI: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
The LLM is for spam.
Crypto collapse: Tether’s new bank Britannia, Binance woes, nobody uses PayPal’s stablecoin, Avi Eisenberg is not getting his phones back
Bitcoin can become a tire fire for real.