Crypto collapse: Fortress custody hack, Binance stonewalls SEC, FTX to dump its crypto, Genesis sues DCG, New York restricts crypto listings
The hardest part of crypto custody is that every crypto company appears to be run by Bozo the Clown.
David Golumbia, 1963–2023
An obituary for my friend David, remembering how he lived.
Pivot to AI: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
The LLM is for spam.
Crypto collapse: Tether’s new bank Britannia, Binance woes, nobody uses PayPal’s stablecoin, Avi Eisenberg is not getting his phones back
Bitcoin can become a tire fire for real.
CoinDesk retracts stories about sponsors, makes implausible excuses
There are no respectable media outlets in a crypto winter — except us, of course.
Crypto collapse: Tornado Cash arrests, Federal Reserve shuts down Farmington Bank, Prime Trust played Terra-Luna
It woz my lawyers wot done it.
Crypto collapse: Sam Bankman-Fried goes to jail, SEC appeals Ripple ruling, Prime Trust bankrupt, the tangled tale of TrueUSD and Tron
“Where people without jobs ask people without companies for jobs.”
Crypto collapse: The Fed takes on crypto banks, Coinbase earnings call is bad, FTX 2: Ex Harder
Inch the Inchworm, his Ty askew, hitting the sauce after checking his altcoin portfolio.
John Jay Ray sues FTX inner circle for $1 billion, prosecutors want Sam Bankman-Fried’s bail revoked
“I get a sense that they are [cowboy emoji] over there.”