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Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain

Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain

Blockchain and cryptocurrency news and analysis by David Gerard

  • About the author
  • Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain: The Book
  • Book extras
  • Business bafflegab, but on the Blockchain
  • Buterin’s quantum quest
  • Dogecoin
  • Ethereum smart contracts in practice
  • ICOs: magic beans and bubble machines
  • Imogen Heap: “Tiny Human”. Total sales: $133.20
  • Index
  • Libra Shrugged: How Facebook Tried to Take Over the Money
  • My cryptocurrency and blockchain commentary and writing for others
  • Press coverage: Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain
  • Press coverage: Libra Shrugged
  • Table of Contents
  • The conspiracy theory economics of Bitcoin
  • The DAO: the steadfast iron will of unstoppable code
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Jennifer Robertson: Bitcoin Widow — Quadriga? I know nothing! Nothing!

23rd December 202123rd December 2021 - by David Gerard - 8 Comments.

“So the truth is, I didn’t know all that much about Gerry or his business.” Well, so much for the one reason we’re reading this.

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News: David Marcus quits Facebook, WhatsApp uses Novi, corporate NFT disasters

18th December 202119th December 2021 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

NFT promoters need to be forced to walk the streets ringing a bell, yelling “UNCLEAN,” and wearing a scarlet ฿.

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News: Craig Wright loses, baseball Bitcoin, Kickstarter on the blockchain, Australian crypto scams

9th December 202110th December 2021 - by David Gerard - 6 Comments.

A human centipede ouroboros of scammers scamming scammers scamming scammers.

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Foreign Policy: Bitcoin Failed in El Salvador. The President Says the Answer Is More Bitcoin.

6th December 20217th December 2021 - by David Gerard - 2 Comments.

A version of my previous post about the Volcano Bonds and Bitcoin City, with more geopolitics — this is Foreign Policy, after all.

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News: Square goes Block, Wikipedia NFT, El Salvador Bitcoin City plans, where the Chinese mining rigs went

4th December 202113th February 2022 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

“Sound stupid? Great, you’re all caught up.”

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News: Celsius CFO arrested, El Salvador journalists hacked, Senate vs. stablecoins

28th November 20213rd December 2021 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

“The trick in the game is to make losers feel like they are winners, and one of the means of getting them into the trade is by paying them a yield to take on risks they don’t understand.”

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Creative Commons is shilling NFTs

26th November 202127th November 2021 - by David Gerard - 7 Comments.

Creative Commons is also accepting sponsorships from crypto companies.

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Regulatory clarity, extreme edition — anti-money-laundering and crypto: FATF, OFAC, FinCEN

24th November 20211st March 2023 - by David Gerard - 2 Comments.

There’s slip-ups in compliance monitoring, and then there’s tweeting your visa for North Korea.

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El Salvador: A $1 billion Bitcoin bond, to set up … Bitcoin City!

21st November 202122nd November 2021 - by David Gerard - 1 Comment

The Bitcoin City plan is a recycled version of a previous plan to lease 10% of El Salvador to China.

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ConstitutionDAO fails to buy the Constitution

19th November 202120th November 2021 - by David Gerard - 2 Comments.

ConstitutionDAO’s fatal error was letting the world know precisely what the maximum they could bid was.

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Table of Contents

  • The conspiracy theory economics of Bitcoin
  • Dogecoin
  • Buterin’s quantum quest
  • ICOs: magic beans and bubble machines
  • Ethereum smart contracts in practice
  • The DAO: the steadfast iron will of unstoppable code
  • Business bafflegab, but on the Blockchain
  • Imogen Heap: “Tiny Human”. Total sales: $133.20

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