Canadian Pension Funds are Losing Big at the Crypto Casino — by Simon Spichak
Pension plans and funds are supposed to put the money that will take you through retirement into capable and diligent hands.
Tag: celsius
Crypto collapse latest: the DeFi dead and dying list
Were any of these guys not just running a Pirate Pass-Through Ponzi?
Crypto collapse latest: the contagion spreads
Weekend at Bernie Madoff’s.
Celsius goes Fahrenheit 451, and number goes down
We can confirm that we are in fact having a whale of a time staying poor. Few.
News: Québec pension fund invested in Celsius, Terra’s tax troubles, Anchor pass-through Ponzis, Wright v. McCormack trial
And the central bank that sent its hacker dick pics.
News: Crypto crime statistics, Axie Infinity hack, Kevin Roose debunked, Lightning Network speed, NFT lawsuits
I shall henceforth be calling Bitcoin mining “extreme bingo.”
News: OpenSea phishing attack, BitMEX execs plead guilty, 2016 DAO hacker maybe found, Cryptsy indictment
“Please, God, I don’t ask for much from You. But give me this. A video of a sad cryptobro, trying to get a beat cop to make a police report about his stolen ape jpeg.”
News: Twitter hexagons, Binance plays at compliance, Bitcoin Widow tour, Russia
I changed my own Twitter avatar to a pentagon, to show my allegiance to the fiat petrodollar.
News: El Salvador volcano bonds to sell for tethers, Bitcoin didn’t cause Kazakhstan riots, lawsuits on the blockchain, MobileCoin live on Signal, Craig Wright sued again
Bitfinex Securities will not charge a fee for this. They’re just being nice, see.
News: Square goes Block, Wikipedia NFT, El Salvador Bitcoin City plans, where the Chinese mining rigs went
“Sound stupid? Great, you’re all caught up.”