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Pavel Durov is delighted to share that he can finally pay back the guys who put money into the Telegram ICO, and that he will continue to enjoy the use of his limbs.
Be less Brenda.
It’s right there in the white paper — cryptocurrency is about government handouts.
“Techbrorati in Berlin idolized this guy. Don’t let them say otherwise.”
“Craig Steven Wright is a liar and a fraud. He doesn’t have the keys used to sign this message.”
Pavel Durov’s ICO plan went badly enough that Telegram Messenger itself might be affected.
The Durovs cry themselves to sleep on a not-as-big-as-hoped bed made of rather less money than they’d anticipated.
Markets are completely screwed, nobody knows what anything is worth, and the hard problem is keeping everyone in basic food and shelter. Nobody cares about your novelty crypto collectibles.
Call all you want, but there’s no one home. And you’re not gonna reach my telephone.