Crypto update: LOL who cares, crime is legal
Fifty more Silvergates!
Tag: microstrategy
Amy and David’s sure-fire* analyst predictions on crypto for 2024!
2023 was the year of Sam Bankman-Fried! Just not in the way he was hoping.
Silvergate, banker to the crypto world, is going down
Unbanking the unbankable.
News: Starbucks NFTs, Reddit karma points on the blockchain, Saylor fired, Telegram ICO slight return
“I couldn’t stand to market to such a deranged group of individuals and the toxic web3 workplace.”
Celsius goes Fahrenheit 451, and number goes down
We can confirm that we are in fact having a whale of a time staying poor. Few.
News: David Marcus quits Facebook, WhatsApp uses Novi, corporate NFT disasters
NFT promoters need to be forced to walk the streets ringing a bell, yelling “UNCLEAN,” and wearing a scarlet ฿.
News: El Salvador, Binance vs Malaysia, Goldman Sachs non-blockchain ETF, Virgil Griffith
Withdrawals are temporarily unavailable due to unscheduled scheduled maintenance. Funds are absolutely safe.
News: Stopping ransomware, China hates miners, Ecuador CBDC history, NFTs still too hard to buy
Things happened that aren’t in El Salvador!
News: Coinbase key holders leave, Ethereum 2.0 slashing, Libra may not become Diem, regulatory clarity in France
“If the business channel you watch leads its forex ticker with buttcoin price, you should switch the channel.”