Crypto collapse: Fortress custody hack, Binance stonewalls SEC, FTX to dump its crypto, Genesis sues DCG, New York restricts crypto listings
The hardest part of crypto custody is that every crypto company appears to be run by Bozo the Clown.
Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain
Blockchain and cryptocurrency news and analysis by David Gerard
The hardest part of crypto custody is that every crypto company appears to be run by Bozo the Clown.
It woz my lawyers wot done it.
Inch the Inchworm, his Ty askew, hitting the sauce after checking his altcoin portfolio.
“I get a sense that they are [cowboy emoji] over there.”
The Mashinsky Method: mycrimes.epub
Crypto’s not dead! Look, it’s still twitching.
“The Debtors have identified on Attorney-1’s hard drive …”
The first rule of crypto club is: always take notes on a criminal conspiracy.
The same grift by the same grifters.
It can’t be that stupid, I must be understanding it wrong.