The people who already stopped buying bitcoins have a new way to not buy bitcoins any more.
As long as money exists, fraud and get-rich schemes will be with us.
2023 was the year of Sam Bankman-Fried! Just not in the way he was hoping.
Recalling the old-style crypto media gravy train.
The visible thumb on the scale of the market.
“I looked at his picture and thought, There’s something wrong going on with him.”
They want you to think they’re the next Steve Jobs. Somehow, they keep turning out to be Elizabeth Holmes.
The hardest part of crypto custody is that every crypto company appears to be run by Bozo the Clown.
It woz my lawyers wot done it.
Inch the Inchworm, his Ty askew, hitting the sauce after checking his altcoin portfolio.