dcep – Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain

News: El Salvador Colón-Dollar, everybody hates BlockFi, Tether does CNBC

25th July 202125th July 2021 - by David Gerard - 4 Comments.

“One of the downsides of being both incompetent, unscrupulous and greedy is that you become very predictable.”

News: Binance vs. the world, VanEck ETF, Robinhood fined, AfriCrypt Ponzi, mass ransomware attack

3rd July 20215th July 2021 - by David Gerard - 3 Comments.

I am Elmer J. FUD, nocoiner. I own a mansion and a yacht.

News: Bitcoin mining leaves China, Chia threatens blog about Chia, Warhol NFT, BitConnect charges, ban crypto to stop ransomware, FCA and crypto firms

29th May 202130th May 2021 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

“If you’re seeing bitcoin on the Underground, it’s time to buy.” So with this ad banned, it must be time to sell.

News: Everybody hates Chia, Defi100 rugpull, China versus mining, China versus crypto

22nd May 202123rd May 2021 - by David Gerard - 4 Comments.

Q. What do you call unsmokeable mushrooms?
A. Non-Tokeable Fungi.

News: Bitcoin mining is not green, miners versus programmers, gold is cleaner than bitcoin, exchanges collapse, how to forge an NFT

30th April 202116th May 2021 - by David Gerard - 2 Comments.

“Maybe your cryptocurrency is different. But look: you’re in really poor company. When you’re the only honest person in the room, maybe you should be in a different room.”

News: Coinbase goes public, Bitcoin hashrate goes down, NFTs go down, proof-of-space trashes hard disk market

20th April 202123rd July 2021 - by David Gerard - 1 Comment

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News: India crypto ban, North Korea, BitMEX execs to appear, IBM Blockchain dead, more McAfee charges

5th March 20216th March 2021 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

“Bitcoin is Scientology with thetan resale value.”

Facebook, WhatsApp Pay, Libra/Diem, CBDC news — Diem live in March?

20th February 202124th February 2021 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

There’s no evidence that Facebook’s cleared Diem with regulators in the US, the EU and Switzerland — as they pinky-swore they would absolutely do before launch. But I’m sure they wouldn’t go back on their word.