’Twas on the good ship ’Toshi, by Craig you should have seen us, it was a little squashy and the end result was “penis.”
“One of the downsides of being both incompetent, unscrupulous and greedy is that you become very predictable.”
I am Elmer J. FUD, nocoiner. I own a mansion and a yacht.
“If you’re seeing bitcoin on the Underground, it’s time to buy.” So with this ad banned, it must be time to sell.
Q. What do you call unsmokeable mushrooms?
A. Non-Tokeable Fungi.
“Maybe your cryptocurrency is different. But look: you’re in really poor company. When you’re the only honest person in the room, maybe you should be in a different room.”
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“Bitcoin is Scientology with thetan resale value.”
There’s no evidence that Facebook’s cleared Diem with regulators in the US, the EU and Switzerland — as they pinky-swore they would absolutely do before launch. But I’m sure they wouldn’t go back on their word.
I get my crypto market insights by watching the remote-viewing guy draw pictures of his psychic impressions on YouTube.