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Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain

Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain

Blockchain and cryptocurrency news and analysis by David Gerard

  • About the author
  • Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain: The Book
  • Book extras
  • Business bafflegab, but on the Blockchain
  • Buterin’s quantum quest
  • Dogecoin
  • Ethereum smart contracts in practice
  • ICOs: magic beans and bubble machines
  • Imogen Heap: “Tiny Human”. Total sales: $133.20
  • Index
  • Libra Shrugged: How Facebook Tried to Take Over the Money
  • My cryptocurrency and blockchain commentary and writing for others
  • Press coverage: Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain
  • Press coverage: Libra Shrugged
  • Table of Contents
  • The conspiracy theory economics of Bitcoin
  • The DAO: the steadfast iron will of unstoppable code
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Crypto collapse: Tether’s new bank Britannia, Binance woes, nobody uses PayPal’s stablecoin, Avi Eisenberg is not getting his phones back

4th September 2023 - by David Gerard - 3 Comments.

Bitcoin can become a tire fire for real.

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CoinDesk retracts stories about sponsors, makes implausible excuses

29th August 202329th August 2023 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

There are no respectable media outlets in a crypto winter — except us, of course.

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Crypto collapse: Tornado Cash arrests, Federal Reserve shuts down Farmington Bank, Prime Trust played Terra-Luna

25th August 202326th August 2023 - by David Gerard - 6 Comments.

It woz my lawyers wot done it.

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Crypto collapse: Sam Bankman-Fried goes to jail, SEC appeals Ripple ruling, Prime Trust bankrupt, the tangled tale of TrueUSD and Tron

15th August 202316th August 2023 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

“Where people without jobs ask people without companies for jobs.”

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Crypto collapse: The Fed takes on crypto banks, Coinbase earnings call is bad, FTX 2: Ex Harder

9th August 2023 - by David Gerard - 2 Comments.

Inch the Inchworm, his Ty askew, hitting the sauce after checking his altcoin portfolio.

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Crypto collapse: Terra judge repudiates Ripple finding, Razzlekhan cops a plea, Binance’s FDUSD stablecoin, CoinDesk sold, smart contracts still stupid

3rd August 2023 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

“Morgan masqueraded as a rapper.”

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John Jay Ray sues FTX inner circle for $1 billion, prosecutors want Sam Bankman-Fried’s bail revoked

30th July 202330th July 2023 - by David Gerard - 1 Comment

“I get a sense that they are [cowboy emoji] over there.”

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Stalking a charity: Why the FBI raided Kraken founder Jesse Powell’s home

25th July 202325th July 2023 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

Powell assures us that he respects “vaxxed people, some of whom are statists with compromised immune systems.”

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Crypto collapse: Alex Mashinsky of Celsius arrested, Ripple’s bizarre XRP win, Gemini sues Genesis, Gisele Bündchen knew nothing!

15th July 202331st July 2023 - by David Gerard - 2 Comments.

The Mashinsky Method: mycrimes.epub

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Crypto collapse: Venture capital goes home, Coinbase, Tether backing, FTX sues Hollywood VCs, 3AC on the beach

6th July 20236th July 2023 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

Crypto’s not dead! Look, it’s still twitching.

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Table of Contents

  • The conspiracy theory economics of Bitcoin
  • Dogecoin
  • Buterin’s quantum quest
  • ICOs: magic beans and bubble machines
  • Ethereum smart contracts in practice
  • The DAO: the steadfast iron will of unstoppable code
  • Business bafflegab, but on the Blockchain
  • Imogen Heap: “Tiny Human”. Total sales: $133.20

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