Crypto collapse: Mt Gox payouts, Tether hooks up the feds, SEC says no to Coinbase, crypto media mergers
Recalling the old-style crypto media gravy train.
Bitcoin ETFs — coming soon! But in cash only
The SEC hates crypto and doesn’t want to allow a bitcoin ETF. But it may have to.
Société Générale’s useless euro stablecoin: when bank blockchain units go feral
EURCV is so locked down that we can’t even think of a way to use it for scamming.
Bitcoin goes up! Can 5 billion unbacked tethers kickstart a fresh crypto bubble?
The visible thumb on the scale of the market.
Crypto collapse: SEC brings regulatory clarity to Kraken and Celsius, stablecoins for the UK, crypto money laundering
When you buy a nice house, make sure the previous owner wasn’t a crypto Ponzi scammer.
Binance gets hit with crypto’s worst possible fate: compliance
Regulatory clarity.
Pivot to AI: Microsoft looks into taking over Torment Nexus development
The paperclip maximizer always wins.
Pivot to AI: Replacing Sam Altman with a very small shell script
The autocomplete will turn you into paperclips.
Coinbase Q3 earnings: Regulatory clarity is all we need. And a miracle or two
This is why Coinbase is so insistent on trading blatant unregistered securities — it’s all they have left for a business model.
Crypto collapse: Bankman-Fried trial draws to a close, SafeMoon arrested, fourth US bank failure was crypto
“I looked at his picture and thought, There’s something wrong going on with him.”