Our latest epic — and it’s Amy’s turn to post. [Amy Castor]
In this issue:
- Do Kwon of Terra-Luna is arrested at last. Good thing he wasn’t on the run or anything, hey.
- The White House reports on crypto — Dark Brandon has had it with your blockchain malarkey.
- Coinbase said Earn wasn’t a security. The SEC disagrees, and it’s sent them a Wells notice.
- Justin Sun and eight celebrities are charged by the SEC over TRX and BTT
- Signature is cut up for its organs
- FTX Bahamas pops up again
What ho, Kwoff’s the name. Dont Kwoff. “Bot-coins,” my good fellow? Never heard of ’em. Sounds like piffle and nonsense. Must rush, just off to Dubai. Cheerio, toodle pip!
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