Pavel Durov is delighted to share that he can finally pay back the guys who put money into the Telegram ICO, and that he will continue to enjoy the use of his limbs.
News from before the Fall.
“Working on a Stock-to-Flow model for scarce nuclear waste as a Store of Value. Just need Tether to pump me now and an exchange to list it.”
I get my crypto market insights by watching the remote-viewing guy draw pictures of his psychic impressions on YouTube.
John McAfee did promise to eat his own dick if BTC didn’t hit $500,000 by the end of 2020. So maybe this is a last ditch McAfee penis pump.
“If the business channel you watch leads its forex ticker with buttcoin price, you should switch the channel.”
I have been scammed 6 months ago. Now someone is calling me from BTC REFUND DEPARTMENT. He said that I have under my name the bitcoins that have been scammed. Is this a scam?
Coinbase told the CFTC that their internal systems use a ledger in an ordinary database … because the Bitcoin blockchain couldn’t possibly scale to their transaction load.
And Decrypt is running an excerpt from Libra Shrugged.
Crypto asked for regulatory clarity, and they’re getting it! Good and hard.