Things happened that aren’t in El Salvador!
They do, however, have plans to send crypto entrepreneurs to a radioactive atoll.
Q. What do you call unsmokeable mushrooms?
A. Non-Tokeable Fungi.
“Maybe your cryptocurrency is different. But look: you’re in really poor company. When you’re the only honest person in the room, maybe you should be in a different room.”
“Gold and silver flew about the country with the celerity of magic; its sound was heard in the depths of the forest, yet like the wind, one knew not whence it came or whither it was going.”
Crypto: “Take us seriously!”
FinCEN, Treasury: “Sure!”
Crypto: “No, not like that,”
I get my crypto market insights by watching the remote-viewing guy draw pictures of his psychic impressions on YouTube.
The US has a fair chance of obliterating the US crypto trading stablecoin market in the quest to rein in Facebook’s bad idea.
Be less Brenda.
As soon as a blockchain scheme gets in front of the adults — it’s dead.