Rehost: Tr0lly: A day in the life of Stuart Hoegner, General Counsel for Tether
Tether appears to be trying to get satirical posts about them taken down. So I put up a copy here. You should feel free to put one up as well.
Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain
Blockchain and cryptocurrency news and analysis by David Gerard
Tether appears to be trying to get satirical posts about them taken down. So I put up a copy here. You should feel free to put one up as well.
Q. What do you call unsmokeable mushrooms?
A. Non-Tokeable Fungi.
Asset bubbles are fragile, but we still have Tether.
Does nine lines of text on two pie charts satisfy Tether’s agreement with the New York Attorney General to publish a breakdown of its reserves?
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Tether releases an audit of their reserves! Done by proper accountants! Well, actually an attestation. Well, functionally a press release.
Pavel Durov is delighted to share that he can finally pay back the guys who put money into the Telegram ICO, and that he will continue to enjoy the use of his limbs.
I’m treating it as unverified gossip for now, and you should too.
If anyone tells you Tether was “exonerated,” they don’t know what words mean. Read the settlement.
Bubbles grow until they pop. Timing the pop, that’s the tricky bit.