2023 was the year of Sam Bankman-Fried! Just not in the way he was hoping.
The visible thumb on the scale of the market.
“I looked at his picture and thought, There’s something wrong going on with him.”
They want you to think they’re the next Steve Jobs. Somehow, they keep turning out to be Elizabeth Holmes.
The hardest part of crypto custody is that every crypto company appears to be run by Bozo the Clown.
Bitcoin can become a tire fire for real.
It woz my lawyers wot done it.
“Where people without jobs ask people without companies for jobs.”
Inch the Inchworm, his Ty askew, hitting the sauce after checking his altcoin portfolio.
“I get a sense that they are [cowboy emoji] over there.”