Certainly, sir! We accept PayPal, who are totally into your, uh, bot-coins. Yes, PayPal. Use them there. PayPal’s on our website, you definitely don’t need to come here in person ever again.
Be less Brenda.
“Techbrorati in Berlin idolized this guy. Don’t let them say otherwise.”
Libra wasn’t Facebook’s first foray into payment systems. A decade ago, it set up Facebook Credits — to cash in on pay-to-win games.
PayPal “remains supportive of Libra’s mission” — so that’s nice.
Don’t try to PayPal anything to firstname.lastname@example.org – it’ll bounce!