Bubbles grow until they pop. Timing the pop, that’s the tricky bit.
“If the business channel you watch leads its forex ticker with buttcoin price, you should switch the channel.”
I have been scammed 6 months ago. Now someone is calling me from BTC REFUND DEPARTMENT. He said that I have under my name the bitcoins that have been scammed. Is this a scam?
Filecoin: Must die, bye bye, bye bye.
Certainly, sir! We accept PayPal, who are totally into your, uh, bot-coins. Yes, PayPal. Use them there. PayPal’s on our website, you definitely don’t need to come here in person ever again.
“I’m going to put a lot of money into three card monte. Everyone I watch who plays it wins: it’s a sure bet.”
HOW TO DESTROY ETHEREUM: use it for something. This cripples it every time.
POLICE TO BLACKMAILER: Let’s meet in person, so we can hand you the untraceable cryptocurrency in full view of a surveillance camera.
Code is still LOL.
And Bitcoin nearly hits $100,000! … for a very brief time.