Filecoin: Must die, bye bye, bye bye.
Certainly, sir! We accept PayPal, who are totally into your, uh, bot-coins. Yes, PayPal. Use them there. PayPal’s on our website, you definitely don’t need to come here in person ever again.
“I’m going to put a lot of money into three card monte. Everyone I watch who plays it wins: it’s a sure bet.”
HOW TO DESTROY ETHEREUM: use it for something. This cripples it every time.
POLICE TO BLACKMAILER: Let’s meet in person, so we can hand you the untraceable cryptocurrency in full view of a surveillance camera.
Code is still LOL.
And Bitcoin nearly hits $100,000! … for a very brief time.
My “not buying cryptos to launder money” shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by the shirt.
And Investopedia are spammers, and you should remove any links to their site.
And the software that’s the secret sauce in this “enterprise” blockchain product explicitly says not to use it in production.