“Bitcoin is Scientology with thetan resale value.”
Bubbles grow until they pop. Timing the pop, that’s the tricky bit.
“If the business channel you watch leads its forex ticker with buttcoin price, you should switch the channel.”
I have been scammed 6 months ago. Now someone is calling me from BTC REFUND DEPARTMENT. He said that I have under my name the bitcoins that have been scammed. Is this a scam?
Filecoin: Must die, bye bye, bye bye.
Certainly, sir! We accept PayPal, who are totally into your, uh, bot-coins. Yes, PayPal. Use them there. PayPal’s on our website, you definitely don’t need to come here in person ever again.
“I’m going to put a lot of money into three card monte. Everyone I watch who plays it wins: it’s a sure bet.”
HOW TO DESTROY ETHEREUM: use it for something. This cripples it every time.
POLICE TO BLACKMAILER: Let’s meet in person, so we can hand you the untraceable cryptocurrency in full view of a surveillance camera.
Code is still LOL.