I am Elmer J. FUD, nocoiner. I own a mansion and a yacht.
Things happened that aren’t in El Salvador!
“If you’re seeing bitcoin on the Underground, it’s time to buy.” So with this ad banned, it must be time to sell.
Q. What do you call unsmokeable mushrooms?
A. Non-Tokeable Fungi.
Asset bubbles are fragile, but we still have Tether.
“Maybe your cryptocurrency is different. But look: you’re in really poor company. When you’re the only honest person in the room, maybe you should be in a different room.”
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“Bitcoin is Scientology with thetan resale value.”
There’s no evidence that Facebook’s cleared Diem with regulators in the US, the EU and Switzerland — as they pinky-swore they would absolutely do before launch. But I’m sure they wouldn’t go back on their word.
“If the business channel you watch leads its forex ticker with buttcoin price, you should switch the channel.”