Be less Brenda.
Zack Voell from CoinDesk fights the good fight to destroy the crypto markets, and do Buttcoin — and North Korea — proud.
Call all you want, but there’s no one home. And you’re not gonna reach my telephone.
When you’re a serial foulup — with other people’s money, not just your own — running a conference is ill-advised.
When a narrative fails, the bitcoiners just … never mention that one again!
Watch me debate Bitcoin as a reserve currency tomorrow!
HOW DO THESE EXCHANGE HACKS KEEP HAPPENING, IT IS A MYSTERY FOR (checks stopwatch) THE AGES