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Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain

Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain

Blockchain and cryptocurrency news and analysis by David Gerard

  • About the author
  • Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain: The Book
  • Book extras
  • Business bafflegab, but on the Blockchain
  • Buterin’s quantum quest
  • Dogecoin
  • Ethereum smart contracts in practice
  • ICOs: magic beans and bubble machines
  • Imogen Heap: “Tiny Human”. Total sales: $133.20
  • Index
  • Libra Shrugged: How Facebook Tried to Take Over the Money
  • My cryptocurrency and blockchain commentary and writing for others
  • Press coverage: Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain
  • Press coverage: Libra Shrugged
  • Table of Contents
  • The conspiracy theory economics of Bitcoin
  • The DAO: the steadfast iron will of unstoppable code
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El Salvador: Bukele goes full dictator, Chivo theft, Bitcoin Towers

20th April 202223rd April 2022 - by David Gerard - 18 Comments.

Bitcoin is not the biggest problem in El Salvador right now — it’s Bukele using the gangs to go as full dictator as he thinks he can get away with.

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Beanstalk DAO falls to a corporate raid, funded by flash loan junk bonds

18th April 202219th April 2022 - by David Gerard - 2 Comments.

The end of a long chain of slapdash and incompetent financial engineering, by people who just found out why regulations evolved. Also, LOL.

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NBA Top Shot: a short history of the largest mainstream NFT project

17th April 202217th April 2022 - by David Gerard - 4 Comments.

Top Shot claimed to be about the cards — but it was all about the trading market. And it wasn’t so great at letting traders take out their money.

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News: Facebook’s Zuck Bucks; Worldcoin wants your eyeballs; Bitcoin miners still can’t sell their coins; NFT gaming fails

14th April 202215th April 2022 - by David Gerard - 1 Comment

“please note how they’ve taken the actual melbourne course design and just … pasted it onto the sydney image. so half the track is underwater.”

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Web3: a VC-funded gig economy of securities fraud

11th April 202213th April 2022 - by David Gerard - 5 Comments.

If you look at a “Web3” offering and just think of it as a pump-and-dump onto retail investors, everything will make much more sense.

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The National Post’s Invisible Hand Society NFT collection — the facepalm manifesto

10th April 202220th April 2022 - by David Gerard - 12 Comments.

Making money’s one thing — but some people get a bit weird about it.

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News: Royal Mint NFT, Europe requires crypto transaction traceability, VCs drop the “.eth”

5th April 20226th April 2022 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

Original art, do not steal.

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If you want a scalable Ethereum blockchain, then P=NP

4th April 202227th May 2023 - by David Gerard - 10 Comments.

Ethereum makes more sense if you first assume it never mattered if the fancy promises ever worked out.

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Blockchain bridges: how the smart contract piñata works, and why bridges keep getting hacked

2nd April 20224th April 2022 - by David Gerard - 7 Comments.

Oversight needs to be put into place for these supposedly billion-dollar financial institutions — before they get within a mile of the real financial system where people live.

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Earth 2: the Metaverse as crypto number-go-up

31st March 20222nd April 2022 - by David Gerard - 9 Comments.

No, I don’t know why the Earth is undergoing mitosis.

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  • The conspiracy theory economics of Bitcoin
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  • Ethereum smart contracts in practice
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