|Wikipedia is closed to edits now||Encyclopedia Britannica is far superior to Wikipedia||Knol will kill Wikipedia||Wikipedia is public domain||Google owns Wikipedia now|
|Administrators control all articles personally||Wikipedia thinks Article X should be deleted||Wikipedia is in cahoots with Google for page rank||Wikipedia is a socialist conspiracy||Yahoo owns Wikipedia now|
|All schools everywhere forbid Wikipedia||Wikia is Wikipedia||FREE SPEECH||Jimmy Wales approves all Wikipedia articles personally||Wikipedia Foundation UK|
|Wikipedia is a capitalist conspiracy||Wikipedia runs Wikileaks||Wikipedia is dying||Andrew Orlowski will kill Wikipedia||Wikipedia must run advertising or it will die|
|Wikipedia will destroy civilised writing||Citizendium will kill Wikipedia||Wikipedia contains errors! No-one should use it||Microsoft Bing owns Wikipedia now||Wikipedia is hiring editors|
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