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Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain

Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain

Blockchain and cryptocurrency news and analysis by David Gerard

  • About the author
  • Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain: The Book
  • Book extras
  • Business bafflegab, but on the Blockchain
  • Buterin’s quantum quest
  • Dogecoin
  • Ethereum smart contracts in practice
  • ICOs: magic beans and bubble machines
  • Imogen Heap: “Tiny Human”. Total sales: $133.20
  • Index
  • Libra Shrugged: How Facebook Tried to Take Over the Money
  • My cryptocurrency and blockchain commentary and writing for others
  • Press coverage: Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain
  • Press coverage: Libra Shrugged
  • Table of Contents
  • The conspiracy theory economics of Bitcoin
  • The DAO: the steadfast iron will of unstoppable code
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SEC sues Consensys over MetaMask Swaps and Staking

30th June 202430th June 2024 - by David Gerard - 2 Comments.

Another in the SEC’s series of cases against unregistered crypto security broking.

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Amy and David’s sure-fire* analyst predictions on crypto for 2024!

31st December 20231st January 2024 - by David Gerard - 5 Comments.

2023 was the year of Sam Bankman-Fried! Just not in the way he was hoping.

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Texans versus bitcoin: Jackie Sawicky and the Texas Coalition Against Cryptomining

23rd October 2023 - by David Gerard - 1 Comment

One woman’s fight for her fellow Texans.

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Crypto collapse: Gemini vs DCG, New York charges Mashinsky in Celsius, Voyager sale troubles, Silvergate troubles, Wintermute

6th January 20239th March 2023 - by David Gerard - 8 Comments.

We’re all trying to find the guy who did this, but in stereo.

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Celsius Network bankruptcy hearing, 1 November 2022: stablecoins, KERPs and Ponzis

2nd November 2022 - by David Gerard - 6 Comments.

When the judge brings up the word “Ponzi” …

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Celsius Network bankruptcy hearing, Thursday 20 October 2022

22nd October 202222nd October 2022 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

Anyone could listen in — so Amy did, and took copious notes.

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Crypto collapse: States bust Nexo, Terra’s Do Kwon on the run, Celsius CEO resigns, FTX buying Voyager and eyeing Celsius, ETH miners screwed

29th September 20223rd December 2022 - by David Gerard - 11 Comments.

Multiple state regulators at the NASAA Nashville conference were quite interested in putting Alex Mashinsky’s backside in jail.

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Crypto collapse: Celsius’ real liabilities and fake assets, Voyager still bankrupt, 3AC owns CryptoDickButt #1462

15th July 202215th July 2022 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

“I used to be an investor like you, until I took three arrows to the knee.”

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News: Crypto crime statistics, Axie Infinity hack, Kevin Roose debunked, Lightning Network speed, NFT lawsuits

29th March 202212th June 2022 - by David Gerard - 2 Comments.

I shall henceforth be calling Bitcoin mining “extreme bingo.”

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News: Bitcoin miners can’t sell their bitcoins, SushiSwap theft, Coinbase Lend, crypto seasteading

21st September 202122nd September 2021 - by David Gerard - 4 Comments.

’Twas on the good ship ’Toshi, by Craig you should have seen us, it was a little squashy and the end result was “penis.”

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