Crypto collapse: TrueUSD in trouble, Prime Trust and Banq go down, Europe hates Binance, BlockFi, Terra-Luna, Twitter is just resting
“Submarines are like Bitcoin. The billionaires in them prove that billionaires aren’t very smart.”
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Crypto collapse: Coinbase rattles sabres at the SEC, Voyager sale collapses, Terra-Luna, Binance
Winners don’t make promotional videos for their legal filings.
Do Kwon arrested, White House hates crypto, Coinbase Wells notice, SEC charges Justin Sun, Signature sold, FTX Bahamas party fund returns
What ho, Kwoff’s the name. Dont Kwoff. “Bot-coins,” my good fellow? Never heard of ’em. Sounds like piffle and nonsense. Must rush, just off to Dubai. Cheerio, toodle pip!
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Crypto collapse: FTX first-day hearing, Genesis screws DCG, Silvergate Bank
“I think we’re shortly to find that embedded leverage in the sector was far, far higher than anyone, even its most ardent critics, expected.”
Crypto collapse: Celsius reveals its creditor list, 3AC NFTs, Terra-Luna, Voyager
Celsius needs to be liquidated, and the sooner, the better.
Crypto collapse: States bust Nexo, Terra’s Do Kwon on the run, Celsius CEO resigns, FTX buying Voyager and eyeing Celsius, ETH miners screwed
Multiple state regulators at the NASAA Nashville conference were quite interested in putting Alex Mashinsky’s backside in jail.
NASAA Nashville: Protecting Investors and Consumers in the Age of Digital Assets
I went to Nashville, to hang out with financial regulators! That’s what people flock to Nashville for, right?