’Twas on the good ship ’Toshi, by Craig you should have seen us, it was a little squashy and the end result was “penis.”
Withdrawals are temporarily unavailable due to unscheduled scheduled maintenance. Funds are absolutely safe.
“One of the downsides of being both incompetent, unscrupulous and greedy is that you become very predictable.”
POLICE TO BLACKMAILER: Let’s meet in person, so we can hand you the untraceable cryptocurrency in full view of a surveillance camera.
“Hey everyone. Is it normal and safe to buy bitcoin by mailing envelopes full of cash to someone? Let me know.”