Crypto collapse: Alex Mashinsky of Celsius arrested, Ripple’s bizarre XRP win, Gemini sues Genesis, Gisele Bündchen knew nothing!
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Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain
Blockchain and cryptocurrency news and analysis by David Gerard
The Mashinsky Method: mycrimes.epub
The beginning of the end for crypto in the US.
We’re all trying to find the guy who did this, but in stereo.
’Twas on the good ship ’Toshi, by Craig you should have seen us, it was a little squashy and the end result was “penis.”
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“One of the downsides of being both incompetent, unscrupulous and greedy is that you become very predictable.”
POLICE TO BLACKMAILER: Let’s meet in person, so we can hand you the untraceable cryptocurrency in full view of a surveillance camera.
“Hey everyone. Is it normal and safe to buy bitcoin by mailing envelopes full of cash to someone? Let me know.”