Amy and David’s sure-fire* analyst predictions on crypto for 2024!
2023 was the year of Sam Bankman-Fried! Just not in the way he was hoping.
Tag: microsoft
Pivot to AI: Microsoft looks into taking over Torment Nexus development
The paperclip maximizer always wins.
Pivot to AI: Replacing Sam Altman with a very small shell script
The autocomplete will turn you into paperclips.
News: blockchain MEP Eva Kaili corruption arrest, Nigerian CBDC rewrite, BBC blockchain misadventures
RMS Titanic NFTs: You wouldn’t download a corpse.
NFT news: Salesforce NFTs, Latvian NFT money laundering, gamers still hate NFTs
There can’t ever have been any such thing as Second Life, or all this Metaverse hype would just be stupid.
News: Bitcoin miners can’t sell their bitcoins, SushiSwap theft, Coinbase Lend, crypto seasteading
’Twas on the good ship ’Toshi, by Craig you should have seen us, it was a little squashy and the end result was “penis.”
News: Bitcoin goes up, Reggie Fowler’s lawyers quit, Pokémon, ancaps buy a plague ship
And Decrypt is running an excerpt from Libra Shrugged.
News: The SEC swings into action, Marshall Islands SOV, Papua New Guinea, new stablecoins, Indian crypto legality, R3 and Ripple settle, Star Xu of Okex detained, KodakCoin
You know how everyone was wondering when the SEC would do something about the crypto space? Looks like they’re getting into motion.
First legally-mandated blockchain: Telecom Regulatory Authority of India (TRAI)’s spam call complaint database
Requiring a particular deep implementation is bad — and especially because of unrealisable hype.