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I will gladly pay you GBTC on Tuesday for a hamburger today.
Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain
Blockchain and cryptocurrency news and analysis by David Gerard
I will gladly pay you GBTC on Tuesday for a hamburger today.
“EBSA expects to conduct an investigative program aimed at plans that offer participant investments in cryptocurrencies and related products.”
“Please, God, I don’t ask for much from You. But give me this. A video of a sad cryptobro, trying to get a beat cop to make a police report about his stolen ape jpeg.”
Bitfinex Securities will not charge a fee for this. They’re just being nice, see.
NFT promoters need to be forced to walk the streets ringing a bell, yelling “UNCLEAN,” and wearing a scarlet ฿.
“Sound stupid? Great, you’re all caught up.”