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Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain

Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain

Blockchain and cryptocurrency news and analysis by David Gerard

  • About the author
  • Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain: The Book
  • Book extras
  • Business bafflegab, but on the Blockchain
  • Buterin’s quantum quest
  • Dogecoin
  • Ethereum smart contracts in practice
  • ICOs: magic beans and bubble machines
  • Imogen Heap: “Tiny Human”. Total sales: $133.20
  • Index
  • Libra Shrugged: How Facebook Tried to Take Over the Money
  • My cryptocurrency and blockchain commentary and writing for others
  • Press coverage: Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain
  • Press coverage: Libra Shrugged
  • Table of Contents
  • The conspiracy theory economics of Bitcoin
  • The DAO: the steadfast iron will of unstoppable code
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Bitcoin ETFs — coming soon! But in cash only

22nd December 202323rd December 2023 - by David Gerard - 6 Comments.

The SEC hates crypto and doesn’t want to allow a bitcoin ETF. But it may have to.

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News: Square goes Block, Wikipedia NFT, El Salvador Bitcoin City plans, where the Chinese mining rigs went

4th December 202113th February 2022 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

“Sound stupid? Great, you’re all caught up.”

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Number go up with Tether — Musk and Bitcoin set the world on fire

21st February 202125th February 2021 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

Bubbles grow until they pop. Timing the pop, that’s the tricky bit.

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News: Craig Wright copyright claims, Grayscale, Mt. Gox, Reddit on Ethereum, the French Bitcoin neo-Nazi

27th January 202128th January 2021 - by David Gerard - 1 Comment

News from before the Fall.

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News: Tether TO THE MOON, Bitcoin over 40,000 USDT, more Ripple fallout

10th January 202114th January 2021 - by David Gerard - 3 Comments.

“Working on a Stock-to-Flow model for scarce nuclear waste as a Store of Value. Just need Tether to pump me now and an exchange to list it.”

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News: Coinbase key holders leave, Ethereum 2.0 slashing, Libra may not become Diem, regulatory clarity in France

14th December 202014th December 2020 - by David Gerard - 1 Comment

“If the business channel you watch leads its forex ticker with buttcoin price, you should switch the channel.”

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News: Bitcoin’s enterprise use case, the Voice experience, Reggie Fowler, Quorum to Consensys, DeFi cease-and-desist

27th August 20202nd October 2020 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

POLICE TO BLACKMAILER: Let’s meet in person, so we can hand you the untraceable cryptocurrency in full view of a surveillance camera.

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News: Doctor Who and the Curse of the Fatal Blockchain, the YAM DeFi disaster, BitMEX goes KYC

14th August 20207th December 2020 - by David Gerard - 1 Comment

Code is still LOL.

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News: Blockchain handouts, Wirecard UK, WhatsApp Pay Brazil, 10 billion tethers

17th July 20202nd October 2020 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

It’s right there in the white paper — cryptocurrency is about government handouts.

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News: 9 billion tethers, Reddit tokens, Kik is doomed, Singapore joins Libra, China’s CBDC — and J. K. Rowling asks about Bitcoin

15th May 202028th December 2020 - by David Gerard - 5 Comments.

And Investopedia are spammers, and you should remove any links to their site.

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Table of Contents

  • The conspiracy theory economics of Bitcoin
  • Dogecoin
  • Buterin’s quantum quest
  • ICOs: magic beans and bubble machines
  • Ethereum smart contracts in practice
  • The DAO: the steadfast iron will of unstoppable code
  • Business bafflegab, but on the Blockchain
  • Imogen Heap: “Tiny Human”. Total sales: $133.20

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