Bitfinex Securities will not charge a fee for this. They’re just being nice, see.
A human centipede ouroboros of scammers scamming scammers scamming scammers.
“Sound stupid? Great, you’re all caught up.”
We have a new CD out too!
“Craig Steven Wright is a liar and a fraud. He doesn’t have the keys used to sign this message.”
Markets are completely screwed, nobody knows what anything is worth, and the hard problem is keeping everyone in basic food and shelter. Nobody cares about your novelty crypto collectibles.
Mastercard throws Libra under the bus so hard, it bounces twice.
Coding the deckchairs on the Titanic.
The Bitcoin white paper’s elegant simplicity only exists in a perfectly spherical monetary system in a vacuum at absolute zero.
And so this is Christmas — and it turns out that banking commissioners take allegations of sanctions violations seriously.