Amy and David’s sure-fire* analyst predictions on crypto for 2024!
2023 was the year of Sam Bankman-Fried! Just not in the way he was hoping.
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Crypto collapse: DCG’s problem is Grayscale, FTX Bahamas agreement, DeFi trading arrest, Silvergate Bank, Huobi, Binance
“What are you gonna do, arrest me?”
FTX files for bankruptcy, and the fallout begins. Who’s next?
“All crypto exchanges can be considered as being in a quantum state of Quadriga: until you open the box it is impossible to know if the money is inside or not, but it definitely won’t be by the time anyone decides to look.”
Crypto collapse: Exchange troubles, Binance’s friends with machine guns
So who’s a hot favorite to open an orphanage in India?
News: Bitcoin miners can’t sell their bitcoins, SushiSwap theft, Coinbase Lend, crypto seasteading
’Twas on the good ship ’Toshi, by Craig you should have seen us, it was a little squashy and the end result was “penis.”
News: El Salvador, Binance vs Malaysia, Goldman Sachs non-blockchain ETF, Virgil Griffith
Withdrawals are temporarily unavailable due to unscheduled scheduled maintenance. Funds are absolutely safe.
News: Everybody hates Chia, Defi100 rugpull, China versus mining, China versus crypto
Q. What do you call unsmokeable mushrooms?
A. Non-Tokeable Fungi.
News: Bitcoin goes up, Reggie Fowler’s lawyers quit, Pokémon, ancaps buy a plague ship
And Decrypt is running an excerpt from Libra Shrugged.
News: Kraken trouble in Wyoming, Reggie Fowler plea deal, Australia clamps down on crypto exchanges
And so this is Christmas — and it turns out that banking commissioners take allegations of sanctions violations seriously.