The hardest part of crypto custody is that every crypto company appears to be run by Bozo the Clown.
It woz my lawyers wot done it.
The Mashinsky Method: mycrimes.epub
“Submarines are like Bitcoin. The billionaires in them prove that billionaires aren’t very smart.”
That’s as good as money, sir. Those are IOUs. Go ahead and add it up, every cent’s accounted for.
I will gladly pay you GBTC on Tuesday for a hamburger today.
“Referring to this as a house of cards is insulting to cards, which have a consistent value and utility, unlike cryptocurrency.”
“I used to be an investor like you, until I took three arrows to the knee.”
Were any of these guys not just running a Pirate Pass-Through Ponzi?
Weekend at Bernie Madoff’s.