Were any of these guys not just running a Pirate Pass-Through Ponzi?
Weekend at Bernie Madoff’s.
“Please, God, I don’t ask for much from You. But give me this. A video of a sad cryptobro, trying to get a beat cop to make a police report about his stolen ape jpeg.”
“Sound stupid? Great, you’re all caught up.”
’Twas on the good ship ’Toshi, by Craig you should have seen us, it was a little squashy and the end result was “penis.”
Wile E. Cardano, supergenius.
Bitcoin is anti-fragile! Except against governments.
Withdrawals are temporarily unavailable due to unscheduled scheduled maintenance. Funds are absolutely safe.
“One of the downsides of being both incompetent, unscrupulous and greedy is that you become very predictable.”
Q. What do you call unsmokeable mushrooms?
A. Non-Tokeable Fungi.