Crypto is going great: KuCoin busted, how Kickstarter shot itself in the foot with blockchain, Tether goes AI
We are all Satoshi. Not you, Craig.
Tag: blockfi
Crypto collapse: Fortress custody hack, Binance stonewalls SEC, FTX to dump its crypto, Genesis sues DCG, New York restricts crypto listings
The hardest part of crypto custody is that every crypto company appears to be run by Bozo the Clown.
Crypto collapse: Tornado Cash arrests, Federal Reserve shuts down Farmington Bank, Prime Trust played Terra-Luna
It woz my lawyers wot done it.
Crypto collapse: Alex Mashinsky of Celsius arrested, Ripple’s bizarre XRP win, Gemini sues Genesis, Gisele Bündchen knew nothing!
The Mashinsky Method: mycrimes.epub
Crypto collapse: TrueUSD in trouble, Prime Trust and Banq go down, Europe hates Binance, BlockFi, Terra-Luna, Twitter is just resting
“Submarines are like Bitcoin. The billionaires in them prove that billionaires aren’t very smart.”
Crypto collapse: Silicon Valley Bank falls and takes out USDC, New York calls ETH a security
That’s as good as money, sir. Those are IOUs. Go ahead and add it up, every cent’s accounted for.
Crypto collapse: US banks leave crypto, how Genesis kept Gemini hanging on, FTX, Binance, Nexo
I will gladly pay you GBTC on Tuesday for a hamburger today.
Crypto collapse: Celsius sues KeyFi, BlockFi’s FTX deal, Scaramucci’s SkyBridge, Voyager suit, 3AC going to jail?
“Referring to this as a house of cards is insulting to cards, which have a consistent value and utility, unlike cryptocurrency.”
Crypto collapse: Celsius’ real liabilities and fake assets, Voyager still bankrupt, 3AC owns CryptoDickButt #1462
“I used to be an investor like you, until I took three arrows to the knee.”
Crypto collapse latest: the DeFi dead and dying list
Were any of these guys not just running a Pirate Pass-Through Ponzi?