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Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain

Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain

Blockchain and cryptocurrency news and analysis by David Gerard

  • About the author
  • Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain: The Book
  • Book extras
  • Business bafflegab, but on the Blockchain
  • Buterin’s quantum quest
  • Dogecoin
  • Ethereum smart contracts in practice
  • ICOs: magic beans and bubble machines
  • Imogen Heap: “Tiny Human”. Total sales: $133.20
  • Index
  • Libra Shrugged: How Facebook Tried to Take Over the Money
  • My cryptocurrency and blockchain commentary and writing for others
  • Press coverage: Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain
  • Press coverage: Libra Shrugged
  • Table of Contents
  • The conspiracy theory economics of Bitcoin
  • The DAO: the steadfast iron will of unstoppable code
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News: India crypto ban, North Korea, BitMEX execs to appear, IBM Blockchain dead, more McAfee charges

5th March 20216th March 2021 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

“Bitcoin is Scientology with thetan resale value.”

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News: Craig Wright copyright claims, Grayscale, Mt. Gox, Reddit on Ethereum, the French Bitcoin neo-Nazi

27th January 202128th January 2021 - by David Gerard - 1 Comment

News from before the Fall.

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News: Twitter on the blockchain, the US coup on the blockchain, Gensler in at the SEC, Ripple ex-CTO loses Bitcoin keys

14th January 202122nd February 2022 - by David Gerard - 3 Comments.

The price went up in a triangular Fibonacci double-reacharound formation, moderated somewhat by both Makemake and Haumea being in Libra.

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News: Coinbase key holders leave, Ethereum 2.0 slashing, Libra may not become Diem, regulatory clarity in France

14th December 202014th December 2020 - by David Gerard - 1 Comment

“If the business channel you watch leads its forex ticker with buttcoin price, you should switch the channel.”

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Coinbase drops margin trading — because Bitcoin doesn’t scale

25th November 202026th November 2020 - by David Gerard - 3 Comments.

Coinbase told the CFTC that their internal systems use a ledger in an ordinary database … because the Bitcoin blockchain couldn’t possibly scale to their transaction load.

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Blockchain: Magic (Probably) Doesn’t Happen — Sam’s Class, 21 November 2020

22nd November 202023rd February 2022 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

A talk to Sam Bowne’s class CNIT 141: Cryptography for Computer Networks, at City College of San Francisco.

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News: Filecoin, CoinDesk, money-laundering busts, Libra barred until 2023, BitMEX and Roko’s Basilisk

4th November 20205th November 2020 - by David Gerard - 2 Comments.

Filecoin: Must die, bye bye, bye bye.

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News: DeFi in full mania, Australian Senate fintech report, Bank of England on Libra, Care Bears on the blockchain

3rd September 20202nd October 2020 - by David Gerard - 1 Comment

HOW TO DESTROY ETHEREUM: use it for something. This cripples it every time.

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Podcast interview: One Knight In Product

30th August 20202nd October 2020 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

What’s blockchain good for? Are smart contracts smart? If Del Boy were around today, would he be selling Bitcoin?

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News: Doctor Who and the Curse of the Fatal Blockchain, the YAM DeFi disaster, BitMEX goes KYC

14th August 20207th December 2020 - by David Gerard - 1 Comment

Code is still LOL.

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  • The conspiracy theory economics of Bitcoin
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  • Ethereum smart contracts in practice
  • The DAO: the steadfast iron will of unstoppable code
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