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Crypto collapse: DCG’s check kiting comes home to roost, Nexo raided, Voyager sale to Binance progresses, unbanking the banked
Don’t cash it until 2032, okay.
Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain
Blockchain and cryptocurrency news and analysis by David Gerard
Don’t cash it until 2032, okay.
“What are you gonna do, arrest me?”
“The JPLs and the Commission are cooperating closely to do an end run around this Court and chapter 11.”
Caroline realised the other guy in the prisoner’s dilemma was Sam, and mashed the “betray” button as hard and fast as was humanly possible.
The correct regulator for crypto is the Department of Justice.
Is it time for a new tattoo?
“the contagion effect of everyone noticing all the exchanges are insolvent”
Celsius used the finest accounting software known to crypto: a Google spreadsheet.
We’re exhausted just keeping up with all the good news for bitcoin.
“All crypto exchanges can be considered as being in a quantum state of Quadriga: until you open the box it is impossible to know if the money is inside or not, but it definitely won’t be by the time anyone decides to look.”