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Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain

Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain

Blockchain and cryptocurrency news and analysis by David Gerard

  • About the author
  • Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain: The Book
  • Book extras
  • Business bafflegab, but on the Blockchain
  • Buterin’s quantum quest
  • Dogecoin
  • Ethereum smart contracts in practice
  • ICOs: magic beans and bubble machines
  • Imogen Heap: “Tiny Human”. Total sales: $133.20
  • Index
  • Libra Shrugged: How Facebook Tried to Take Over the Money
  • My cryptocurrency and blockchain commentary and writing for others
  • Press coverage: Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain
  • Press coverage: Libra Shrugged
  • Table of Contents
  • The conspiracy theory economics of Bitcoin
  • The DAO: the steadfast iron will of unstoppable code
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Crypto collapse: Genesis bankrupt, CoinDesk for sale, Bankman-Fried attacks FTX lawyers, Bitzlato busted

21st January 202321st January 2023 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

Ladies and gentlemen, we got ’em.

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SEC sues Genesis and Gemini, Genesis owes $3 billion to creditors

13th January 202313th January 2023 - by David Gerard - 4 Comments.

Don’t stop believin’.

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Crypto collapse: DCG’s check kiting comes home to roost, Nexo raided, Voyager sale to Binance progresses, unbanking the banked

12th January 20239th August 2023 - by David Gerard - 3 Comments.

Don’t cash it until 2032, okay.

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Crypto collapse: DCG’s problem is Grayscale, FTX Bahamas agreement, DeFi trading arrest, Silvergate Bank, Huobi, Binance

8th January 20239th January 2023 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

“What are you gonna do, arrest me?”

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FTX Bahamas vs. John Jay Ray, Bankman-Fried pleads not guilty, DoJ seizes FTX assets

4th January 20235th January 2023 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

“The JPLs and the Commission are cooperating closely to do an end run around this Court and chapter 11.”

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FTX: Sam Bankman-Fried out on bail, Ellison and Wang cop pleas

22nd December 202224th December 2022 - by David Gerard - 5 Comments.

Caroline realised the other guy in the prisoner’s dilemma was Sam, and mashed the “betray” button as hard and fast as was humanly possible.

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Crypto collapse: Binance is not so fine, FTX Delaware vs FTX Bahamas, Celsius, Voyager, Gemini, Tether

18th December 202218th December 2022 - by David Gerard - 1 Comment

The correct regulator for crypto is the Department of Justice.

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Celsius hearing, December 8: Selling GK8 to Galaxy Digital

10th December 2022 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

Is it time for a new tattoo?

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Crypto collapse: FTX headed for examiner, Bahamas crypto shenanigans

4th December 20226th December 2022 - by David Gerard - 2 Comments.

“the contagion effect of everyone noticing all the exchanges are insolvent”

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Crypto collapse: Celsius’s Interim Examiner Report

22nd November 202222nd November 2022 - by David Gerard - 2 Comments.

Celsius used the finest accounting software known to crypto: a Google spreadsheet.

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Table of Contents

  • The conspiracy theory economics of Bitcoin
  • Dogecoin
  • Buterin’s quantum quest
  • ICOs: magic beans and bubble machines
  • Ethereum smart contracts in practice
  • The DAO: the steadfast iron will of unstoppable code
  • Business bafflegab, but on the Blockchain
  • Imogen Heap: “Tiny Human”. Total sales: $133.20

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