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Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain

Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain

Blockchain and cryptocurrency news and analysis by David Gerard

  • About the author
  • Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain: The Book
  • Book extras
  • Business bafflegab, but on the Blockchain
  • Buterin’s quantum quest
  • Dogecoin
  • Ethereum smart contracts in practice
  • ICOs: magic beans and bubble machines
  • Imogen Heap: “Tiny Human”. Total sales: $133.20
  • Index
  • Libra Shrugged: How Facebook Tried to Take Over the Money
  • My cryptocurrency and blockchain commentary and writing for others
  • Press coverage: Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain
  • Press coverage: Libra Shrugged
  • Table of Contents
  • The conspiracy theory economics of Bitcoin
  • The DAO: the steadfast iron will of unstoppable code
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Bitfinex’s banking problems solved: SNITCHES GET STITCHES

17th October 20184th November 2018 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

The Bitfinex crypto exchange has discovered a truly remarkable solution to its banking problems — but don’t tell anyone. ‘Cos snitches get stitches.

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Is Bitcoin going TO THE MOON? No, it’s Tether going down the plughole

15th October 201816th October 2018 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

If a dollar costs 85 cents … you have to wonder what’s up with that dollar.

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News: What’s wrong with Civil, Bitfinex deposits suspended, Liquid is live, Proof of Work must die

14th October 201815th October 2018 - by David Gerard - 1 Comment

“Cryptos Drop Day After Summer Solstice = Occult Manipulation?” um, ok

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Everipedia: The Wikipedia for being wrong … but on the blockchain

13th October 201831st August 2019 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

Everipedia is not going to revolutionise the world of knowledge production.

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News: SEC subpoena storm, KodakCoin, QuadrigaCX funds frozen, exchange shenanigans

10th October 201814th October 2018 - by David Gerard - 1 Comment

I have Internet at home again! Here’s news from the past few weeks.

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Blockchain: Magic (Probably) Doesn’t Happen — How to sell a hash tree as a tech revolution — Royal Holloway, Thursday 4 October 2018

9th October 201823rd February 2022 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

A talk for the Information Security Group at Royal Holloway. A basic overview of the engineering and computer science problems of blockchain and smart contract promises. On video!

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Answers from the author for Winifred Poster’s “Virtual Money” course

5th October 201823rd October 2018 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

A video in which I answer student questions for a class that features Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain as a course text.

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Royal Institution, Monday 24 September 2018, 7pm: Blockchain: hope or hype?

21st September 201821st September 2018 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

The Royal Institution is running a blockchain panel, Blockchain: Hope Or Hype? with me as last-second drop-in moderator. Speakers are John Domingue of the Knowledge Media Institute at the Open University, and Sajida Zouarhi from Consensys. Come along and ask pointed questions!

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News: SEC vs crypto hedge fund, Garza sentenced, post-bubble office vacancies, EOS hack, ICOs sell off 238k ETH, David Chaum

15th September 20185th October 2018 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

And first reports back from the Coinsbank Crypto Cruise.

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My new house! Moving this week, service will be spotty

14th September 201814th September 2018 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

I’ve handed over a chunk of my hodling of the disreputable minor coin GBP, got the keys and we’re moving in over the coming week.

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  • The conspiracy theory economics of Bitcoin
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  • Buterin’s quantum quest
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  • Ethereum smart contracts in practice
  • The DAO: the steadfast iron will of unstoppable code
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