Crypto is going back: Ethereum front-runner charged, Coinbase looking to re-enact 2022 crash, Uniswap responds to SEC, the not-Telegram Open Network, Wyoming
Maybe Coinbase can be the next stupid CeFi firm.
Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain
Blockchain and cryptocurrency news and analysis by David Gerard
Maybe Coinbase can be the next stupid CeFi firm.
We are all Satoshi. Not you, Craig.
Inch the Inchworm, his Ty askew, hitting the sauce after checking his altcoin portfolio.
We only ever post good news for bitcoin!
Goodbye to Caitlin Long’s dreams — and the clown car they rode in on.
You can’t cash in billions of dollars of bitcoins instantly — but sanctioned Russians are trying.
Q. What do you call unsmokeable mushrooms?
A. Non-Tokeable Fungi.
“If the business channel you watch leads its forex ticker with buttcoin price, you should switch the channel.”
And so this is Christmas — and it turns out that banking commissioners take allegations of sanctions violations seriously.