2023 was the year of Sam Bankman-Fried! Just not in the way he was hoping.
The hardest part of crypto custody is that every crypto company appears to be run by Bozo the Clown.
It woz my lawyers wot done it.
“Where people without jobs ask people without companies for jobs.”
“Submarines are like Bitcoin. The billionaires in them prove that billionaires aren’t very smart.”
It’s always shenanigans.
Anyone could listen in — so Amy did, and took copious notes.
“Referring to this as a house of cards is insulting to cards, which have a consistent value and utility, unlike cryptocurrency.”
Also, don’t lie about registering your offering. Also, there are reasons there aren’t any crypto-backed credit cards.