Amy and David’s sure-fire* analyst predictions on crypto for 2024!
2023 was the year of Sam Bankman-Fried! Just not in the way he was hoping.
Tag: prime trust
Crypto collapse: Fortress custody hack, Binance stonewalls SEC, FTX to dump its crypto, Genesis sues DCG, New York restricts crypto listings
The hardest part of crypto custody is that every crypto company appears to be run by Bozo the Clown.
Crypto collapse: Tornado Cash arrests, Federal Reserve shuts down Farmington Bank, Prime Trust played Terra-Luna
It woz my lawyers wot done it.
Crypto collapse: Sam Bankman-Fried goes to jail, SEC appeals Ripple ruling, Prime Trust bankrupt, the tangled tale of TrueUSD and Tron
“Where people without jobs ask people without companies for jobs.”
Crypto collapse: TrueUSD in trouble, Prime Trust and Banq go down, Europe hates Binance, BlockFi, Terra-Luna, Twitter is just resting
“Submarines are like Bitcoin. The billionaires in them prove that billionaires aren’t very smart.”
’Tis the season to write the “bitcoin goes up!” post again
It’s always shenanigans.
Celsius Network bankruptcy hearing, Thursday 20 October 2022
Anyone could listen in — so Amy did, and took copious notes.
Crypto collapse: Celsius sues KeyFi, BlockFi’s FTX deal, Scaramucci’s SkyBridge, Voyager suit, 3AC going to jail?
“Referring to this as a house of cards is insulting to cards, which have a consistent value and utility, unlike cryptocurrency.”
When you sell tokens, don’t claim SEC approval — Simex and bad ideas
Also, don’t lie about registering your offering. Also, there are reasons there aren’t any crypto-backed credit cards.