
News: Sam Bankman-Fried on DeFi ponzinomics, Grayscale ETF comments, Binance and Russia, El Salvador
You wouldn’t funge a car.
Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain
Blockchain and cryptocurrency news and analysis by David Gerard
You wouldn’t funge a car.
NFT promoters need to be forced to walk the streets ringing a bell, yelling “UNCLEAN,” and wearing a scarlet ฿.
Q. What do you call unsmokeable mushrooms?
A. Non-Tokeable Fungi.
Does nine lines of text on two pie charts satisfy Tether’s agreement with the New York Attorney General to publish a breakdown of its reserves?
Corona-chan looks forward to seeing you out and about!
If anyone tells you Tether was “exonerated,” they don’t know what words mean. Read the settlement.
Bubbles grow until they pop. Timing the pop, that’s the tricky bit.
News from before the Fall.
“Working on a Stock-to-Flow model for scarce nuclear waste as a Store of Value. Just need Tether to pump me now and an exchange to list it.”