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Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain

Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain

Blockchain and cryptocurrency news and analysis by David Gerard

  • About the author
  • Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain: The Book
  • Book extras
  • Business bafflegab, but on the Blockchain
  • Buterin’s quantum quest
  • Dogecoin
  • Ethereum smart contracts in practice
  • ICOs: magic beans and bubble machines
  • Imogen Heap: “Tiny Human”. Total sales: $133.20
  • Index
  • Libra Shrugged: How Facebook Tried to Take Over the Money
  • My cryptocurrency and blockchain commentary and writing for others
  • Press coverage: Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain
  • Press coverage: Libra Shrugged
  • Table of Contents
  • The conspiracy theory economics of Bitcoin
  • The DAO: the steadfast iron will of unstoppable code
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Trump starts a presidential shitcoin

5th February 20256th February 2025 - by David Gerard - 5 Comments.

I normally avoid coarse language in the blockchain blog — but honestly, what else can you say about $TRUMP.

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Crypto is going great: KuCoin busted, how Kickstarter shot itself in the foot with blockchain, Tether goes AI

7th April 20248th April 2024 - by David Gerard - 1 Comment

We are all Satoshi. Not you, Craig.

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Crypto collapse: Genesis vs. DCG, Celsius payouts failing, Terra-Luna extraditions, what 3AC did next, Craig Wright

27th February 202428th February 2024 - by David Gerard - 3 Comments.

Su and Kyle’s bogus journey.

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Amy and David’s sure-fire* analyst predictions on crypto for 2024!

31st December 20231st January 2024 - by David Gerard - 5 Comments.

2023 was the year of Sam Bankman-Fried! Just not in the way he was hoping.

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New York vs DCG/Genesis and Gemini: Kids, kids, you’re both ugly

30th October 2023 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

New York wants to kick all three companies out of the state — a death sentence.

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Crypto collapse: Fortress custody hack, Binance stonewalls SEC, FTX to dump its crypto, Genesis sues DCG, New York restricts crypto listings

18th September 202319th September 2023 - by David Gerard - 4 Comments.

The hardest part of crypto custody is that every crypto company appears to be run by Bozo the Clown.

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Crypto collapse: The Fed takes on crypto banks, Coinbase earnings call is bad, FTX 2: Ex Harder

9th August 2023 - by David Gerard - 2 Comments.

Inch the Inchworm, his Ty askew, hitting the sauce after checking his altcoin portfolio.

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Crypto collapse: One year since Terra-Luna, New York goes after crypto, Coinbase launches offshore casino, Central African Republic abandons bitcoin

7th May 20238th May 2023 - by David Gerard - 3 Comments.

Happy birthday to the crypto crash!

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So much for Wyoming blockchain regulatory capture — the Fed blocks Custodia Bank

9th April 20239th April 2023 - by David Gerard - 8 Comments.

Goodbye to Caitlin Long’s dreams — and the clown car they rode in on.

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The Block fires a third of staff — Larry Cermak is CEO, Wintermute’s Evgeny Gaevoy joins board

31st March 20231st April 2023 - by David Gerard - 10 Comments.

New, from Skeptic’s Lens!

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Table of Contents

  • The conspiracy theory economics of Bitcoin
  • Dogecoin
  • Buterin’s quantum quest
  • ICOs: magic beans and bubble machines
  • Ethereum smart contracts in practice
  • The DAO: the steadfast iron will of unstoppable code
  • Business bafflegab, but on the Blockchain
  • Imogen Heap: “Tiny Human”. Total sales: $133.20

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