The hardest part of crypto custody is that every crypto company appears to be run by Bozo the Clown.
Phrases like “macro critical levels” are what central bankers say when they’re sounding the air-raid sirens.
I get my crypto market insights by watching the remote-viewing guy draw pictures of his psychic impressions on YouTube.
Call all you want, but there’s no one home. And you’re not gonna reach my telephone.