“Please, God, I don’t ask for much from You. But give me this. A video of a sad cryptobro, trying to get a beat cop to make a police report about his stolen ape jpeg.”
President Bukele’s office denies everything, and doubtless won’t rest until they find the real hacker.
’Twas on the good ship ’Toshi, by Craig you should have seen us, it was a little squashy and the end result was “penis.”
Pavel Durov is delighted to share that he can finally pay back the guys who put money into the Telegram ICO, and that he will continue to enjoy the use of his limbs.
And Bitcoin nearly hits $100,000! … for a very brief time.
If you’re going to do crimes, don’t do them on a permanent immutable public ledger of all transactions.
QuadrigaCX’s Litecoin “cold” wallets are being drained as I write this.
And how to research the Panama Papers yourself at home.