“EBSA expects to conduct an investigative program aimed at plans that offer participant investments in cryptocurrencies and related products.”
This is the cyberpunk future we deserved — the first NFT rugpull by a nation-state.
Bitfinex Securities will not charge a fee for this. They’re just being nice, see.
We have a new CD out too!
Q. What do you call unsmokeable mushrooms?
A. Non-Tokeable Fungi.
“I’m going to put a lot of money into three card monte. Everyone I watch who plays it wins: it’s a sure bet.”
“Craig Steven Wright is a liar and a fraud. He doesn’t have the keys used to sign this message.”
Zack Voell from CoinDesk fights the good fight to destroy the crypto markets, and do Buttcoin — and North Korea — proud.
Markets are completely screwed, nobody knows what anything is worth, and the hard problem is keeping everyone in basic food and shelter. Nobody cares about your novelty crypto collectibles.
You can’t buy pies with bitcoins. Or respirators.