How I Wrote The Bitcoin Book

 

I’m eternally grateful
To El’s past influences
But that will not free me
I am not diseased
All the people ask me
How I wrote the blockchain book

Life should be full of strangeness
Like a rich painting
But it gets worse day by day
I’m a potential ICO advisor
A creeping wreck
A mental wretch
Everybody asks me
How I wrote the blockchain book

His wallet hurts though it’s well filled up
The cryptos received are mentally sent back
Or sent to the bitcoin eater
The CoinDesk magazine just about sums him up
e.g. self-satisfied, smug

I’m living a blog
People say, “You are entitled to and great.”
But I haven’t posted for 90 days
I’ll get a good deal and I’ll go away
Away from the empty addresses that ask
How I wrote the blockchain book

His last work was “Satoshi Mystery” in the Coin Telegraph Mail,
An article in Coin Idol Eyes;
The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes

So I’m resigned to bed
I keep review records and comics stuffed by its head
F— it, let the hair grow
I’m too tired,
I’ll do it tomorrow
The fridge is sparse
But in the town
They’ll stop me in the shoppes
Verily they’ll track me down
Touch my shoulder and ignore my dumb mission
And sick red faced smile
And they will ask me
And they will ask me
How I wrote the blockchain book


I found this lying around. For all those who’ve been missing the Fall section titles. Suggested by Andrew Robertson, and David Golumbia liked it too.

 



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7 Comments on “How I Wrote The Bitcoin Book”

      1. The man whose hodl expanded

        The man whose hodl expanded
        Was corrupted by Mr. Economic Memory
        Was corrupted by Mr. Economic Memory Man
        Could not get a Trezor wallet for love nor money

        The man whose hodl expanded
        Sounds like hick wap, huh?
        Sounds like hick wap, huh?
        Over! Over!
        Over! Over!

        The man whose hodl expanded

        The critic opera writer would follow him around
        and use his jewels for blogging prime time
        The man whose hodl expanded

        Turn that bloody blimey depth chart off!

        The man whose hodl expanded
        Explained:
        The twitter coinsplainer would follow him around,
        of this he was convinced
        It was no coincidence
        The Monster seemed poisoned
        It was no matter of small consequence
        No little pub incidence
        A red faced post — Telegram Japes
        Would steal his jewels
        And put them in the mouths of bad actor fools
        Of this he was convinced

        Sounds like hick wap, huh?
        Sounds like a lot of mick wap, huh?
        Over! Over!
        Over! Over!

        The man whose hodl expanded

        The man whose hodl expanded
        Does not want to appear innumerate
        Crack! Crack!
        Does not want to appear innumerate
        Crack! Crack!
        Crack! Crack!

        The man whose hodl expanded

        Come on with the heraldry
        Add misinterpretation, prerogative
        Craig Wright’s half-assed slyness

        The man whose hodl diminished

        The man whose hodl diminished

        Sounds like hick wap, huh?
        Over! Over!
        Sounds like ERC-20 crack, huh?
        Over! Over!
        Sounds like a lot of hick wap, huh?
        Over! Over!

        1. 02.30
          The number is going down now
          Red line growing coindesk
          Burnt on digital
          Slow
          More volume
          02.19
          Whilst the speculators
          Trying to pick up bits left and top of screen
          2.11
          Whilst they are amusing themselves
          Trying to make politicians or actors look funny in adverts
          According to their present or ingrained past beliefs (2)
          2.06
          Good idea for economic programme
          Torn up bits, pictures of Texan barbed wire
          1.49
          1.498
          Distilled mug bart
          Digital distilled altered Bart
          Distilled cut off screen
          Digital’d by mugs
          1.073
          Distilling mugs
          Alter top of heads and make them nasty-like
          1.05
          Put in thin paper or CD issue
          00.058
          And give the folks Mbits to order with their apple shape
          0068
          Distilled to order
          Faces distilled to order
          Digital mug Bart

  1. Hey! Writer! Hey! Writer
    You better get it through your head
    I said whatchu want whatchu want whatchu want
    A byyyline

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