Coinbase Q1 2024 earnings: number go up, with a bit of juicing
Numbers go up! When you change how you count them.
Tag: usdc
Everybody hates Binance: Two staff held in Nigeria; finding the cash for $4.3b in US fines
Binance believes that Nigeria “holds extraordinary potential and we hope to continue to invest there.”
Crypto collapse: Genesis vs. DCG, Celsius payouts failing, Terra-Luna extraditions, what 3AC did next, Craig Wright
Su and Kyle’s bogus journey.
Amy and David’s sure-fire* analyst predictions on crypto for 2024!
2023 was the year of Sam Bankman-Fried! Just not in the way he was hoping.
Bitcoin goes up! Can 5 billion unbacked tethers kickstart a fresh crypto bubble?
The visible thumb on the scale of the market.
Crypto collapse: Tornado Cash arrests, Federal Reserve shuts down Farmington Bank, Prime Trust played Terra-Luna
It woz my lawyers wot done it.
Crypto collapse: The Great Unbanking continues, Bitcoin pumps, FTX, Voyager, Tether
And predictions of the near future.
Crypto collapse: Signature Bank blows up, US crypto frantically looks for new banking
“In five years a number of banks will not be around because of blockchain technology.” — Joseph DiPaolo, Signature Bank, 2018
Crypto collapse: Silicon Valley Bank falls and takes out USDC, New York calls ETH a security
That’s as good as money, sir. Those are IOUs. Go ahead and add it up, every cent’s accounted for.
Crypto collapse: Binance hits reserves, FTX’s Singh sings, miners’ creative accounting, bitcoin markets are thin
Your honor, please. Sam is a growing boy. He needs his crimes.